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Symone Gets Accosted in the Jug Bathroom

Symone went to the Jug last night and was accosted by an angry girl in the bathroom.

"She weasled her way into the bathroom and then tried to make me leave early. Also, she peed like a MONSTER."

"What do monsters pee like?

"PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

...

"But seriously, she was peeing so hard that she must have bore a hole at the bottom of the bowl."

Symone is in the Christmas spirit

"Did Jesus breastfeed? Yes."

-Symone

Symone is cold so she put on her jacket

"We have to sit in our house like poor people!"

-Symone

Symone also can't believe it IS butter

Just an update: Symone ACTUALLY MADE BUTTER.

"A big-ass bowl of homemade butter," as Gillian said.

Symone can't believe it's not butter

Symone: Yeah, let's make butter!
Emily: Why?
Symone: I dunno...I was feeling extreme.

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Symone knows how to get out of going to class

"Sometimes I really wanna give myself food poisoning...it's an easy
way to get out of class! You just leave food out, and it doesn't taste
bad when you eat it. Sure, you get sick later..."

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