Symone on crack

"I don't want to smoke crack...I just want to make it."

Symone likes to help people

She plans to attend pastoral college as well as law school. That way, she can marry people, and then later divorce them when it doesn't work out.

Symone on philosophy

"The reason I don't like Hegel is that he isn't timeless. Nietzsche....Nietzsche is timeless."

*Giggle* "Oh, Nietzsche...he's so funny!"

Symone on sexuality

"Sometimes I used to worry that worrying about being gay made me gay. Then I realized that that didn't happen. So...I'm not gay. Gay Pride!"

Symone on hooking up

Does making out count as hooking up?

"I've decided that if I'm walking down the path the next day, and I take out my phone or do something random to make sure that we don't make eye contact if I see him: then we hooked up."

Symone at dinner

"I don't like butter. I like grease."

Symone on daytrips

"My mom and I would have fabulous days where we just wouldn't go home. We would go to hotels instead."

Symone wishes she was Annie

One night, we looked outside of our room to see that someone had gotten sick all over the hallway. Symone decided that little orphan Annie would have cheerfully cleaned, so she put on rubber gloves, got on her knees in her going out dress, and started singing "It's a Hard Knock Life."

Symone likes midnight snacks

One night after going out, Symone opened a can of tomato soup on
Kathryne's floor with a knife. Then she realized she is allergic to
tomatoes and probably shouldn't eat the soup.

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Symone on Tv

"There really needs to be more sexual suggestion on the Disney channel."

Symone's Favorite Words

"My favorite words are: additional fifty percent off."

Symone is not-so-secretly

EMO.

Symone on Men

"His balls need to drop, like they do on new years."

Symone has a hamster

named Titus Flavius Vespasianus III after the Roman Emperor.

Titus has abnormally large balls. Like, not trying to be graphic, but literally almost the size of his torso. They are distended. Perhaps he is diseased.

Symone likes to decorate

Symone has a “GTL” poster of the cast of the Jersey Shore above her bed. This is combined with a poster of dozens of kittens to provide the correct aesthetic.

Sophmore year, Symone had three posters. A small boy running with a baguette, a crowd of well dressed African American youths sitting on a car, and Sweeney Todd.

Symone likes animals

She has a cat, a tarantula, and a hamster. She also fostered a dog, and has tried to grow sea monkeys multiple times.

The last time Symone wanted to grow sea monkeys, she decided to add eye drops to the mixture, because she thought they would like salt water. Instead, they sat un-hatched, while Symone stirred.

Symone Regarding Lent

Symone: I've given up boys to a certain extent.
Kate: What extent is this?
Symone: The farthest extent.

Symone likes science

"I found a cocaine picture book. I kind of know how to make a crack rock now."

Symone ate 30 Chicken Nuggets

From McDonald's in one sitting because she saw a man on youtube eat 27. We drove to a 24 hour McDonald's at 1 am. She explained to the man taking her order that she is a vegetarian, and doesnt eat fried foods.

Symone is an Excellent Gardener and Bird-Feeder

She LOVES Beta.

Symone Likes Starting Clubs

So far, Symone has proposed to start a polo, snowboarding, and quidditch club. ONE club for all three activities.

Symone likes to collect objects

left behind by others: sweatshirts in the jug, tiaras on the ground, whales on the lawn of a frat...

Symone has Personal Style (Part 2)

Symone has Personal Style

Symone is tight with Jesus

BFF for life.

Symone Doesn't Believe in Marshmallows

"They're neither born nor grown."

Symone does not believe in Bears.

"I mean...have you ever seen one? In real life?"

Symone Hates "Unabashed Apple-Eating"

During our annual apple picking, Symone openly hated on a family for their "unabashed apple-eating".

symone: "look at that family over there." *glares across the road*

kim: "what, them?"

symone: "yes. look at how unabashedly they're eating those apples."

kim: "are we not allowed to do that?"

symone: "not that unabashedly! that is some unabashed apple-eating going on there, it's disgusting."

Symone is good at photobombing

She pops up in the most unexpected places.

Symone likes to lick salt

off of other people's margarita glasses. She prefers to lip the edges of the glass, when your back is turned.

Symone shares her taste in Oreos.

"I don't want them Double Stuf. I want them Single Stuf, and I want
them both black."

-Symone

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Symone contemplates if a character in a movie died

"I dunno, do people make faces like that when someone is alive?"

-Symone

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Symone was supposed to sing "Tiny Bubbles"

...at a beauty pageant when she was four years old. It was going to be
a hula dance. But then they decided it was too inappropriate.

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Symone is wearing cufflinks today.

No. Seriously. Cufflinks.

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Symone Iced herself

She just opened up her fridge and there was a Smirnoff Ice so she
figured, well, now she has to drink it.

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Symone was thirsty and needed to study

...so she Iced herself and went to the library.

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Symone has bold ideas on reproductive rights

"Every time my boyfriend uses his sperm not for me, I'm going to make
him sell some."

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Symone reveals her study habits

Symone: Whenever the teacher would ask us a question, we would cross
our eyes and act like we didn't know the answer.

Kate: Wait, everyone did that?

Symone: No, just me and like two other people.

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Symone questions the Nazis

"Would the Germans still feel bad if they haven't gotten caught?"

-Symone

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Symone has quite the love life

"One time in eight grade I had an internet boyfriend. He sent me presents!! But then my mom wouldn't let me talk to him any more. Sometimes I still talk to him... "

-Symone

Symone wants...

...a car that gets eight miles to the gallon, because it's baller. But her grandfather said no.

Symone discusses the Boxcar Children

"I liked how they ate bread and milk and pretended they were poor when they really weren't, so I did that when I was little."

-Symone

Symone tells people to hurry up, unless...

"Unless you're in the bathroom. Don't push too hard!"

-Symone

Symone shares her thoughts on the concept of being born with original sin

"Yeah I don't have it cause I was...what's it called, cesarean section."

-Symone

Symone went to the McDonald's drive thru

...and she tried to order in French. When the drive thru person did not respond, she ordered in a French accent instead.