Symone has difficulties being underage

"And I'm black, so I have no fake IDs!"
-Symone

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Symone has t-shirts!

In honor of Symone's birthday, her loyal fans have created Shit Symone
Does t-shirts in her likeness! These are handmade limited edition, but
if you'd sport a Shit Symone Does t-shirt, let us know in the
comments! We're throwing around ideas for a design and might be
selling t-shirts soon...

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Symone plays kings

She created a rule where everyone has to call everyone else by the
name "Symone" instead of by their real name.

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Symone turns 21 at midnight!

And after tonight, she's never drinking again so she can be like Bella
Swan from "Twilight." She's even been buying up lumberjack clothes,
like a pair of jegging cargo pants.

No, seriously, she bought jegging cargo pants.

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Symone remembers Bob Ross, famous TV painter guy

"He's real?! I thought he was in my imagination!"

-Symone

Symone went to Disney World

...where she walked around and told all the other little girls that
she was better than they were because Symone was in pageants.

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Symone is a brilliant scientist

In sixth grade, Symone wanted to do a science fair project on
crawfish. So she got a big rock, tied it to a string, and tied the
other end of the string to a stick. Then she went to the creek, where
she sat on the bank and held the stick-rock-string contraption in the
water as though it were a fishing pole. Her theory was that crawfish
would come sit on the top of the rock and Symone could then just pull
the whole thing out of the water. Anyone care to guess at her success
rate?

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