Symone and trick or treating

Symone has only ever gone trick or treating once.
"My mom says its for pagans."

The one time she went, she went as a queen.
"I wore a crown and I waved at people."

Symone has an outburst during chapter

Caitlin: (to the whole group) What's your favorite Colgate tradition?
Symone: SEX!

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Symone sometimes needs translation

Symone: Stuff is cheaper when people are poor.
Everyone: Huh?
Emily: Oh. She means the mall is in a poor area, so everything there
costs less.

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Symone makes a statement

"I like to do things orally."

-Symone

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Symone questions her muscle pain

"You were with me last night. What was I doing with my butt?"

-Symone

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Symone's highschool years

"Sometimes I'd drive to crew practice and I'd have to turn around because of a dead body."

Symone's nuptials

"Everyone's invited to my wedding, even if I meet him in a bar..or and alley...or he's mormon..."